I've been a busy girl. I turned 21. I've graduated Technical school. I went to Dragon*Con and stayed up till 3 in the morning most every night. Now I have a hurt ankle but hey it was totally worth it. Dear God when I got back I had 55 messages and 118 that was just four days... help...

A
- Available: Yes, I’ve got a guy on the handle tho. ^^
- Age: 20
- Annoyance: Atlantic traffic
- Allergic: Pollen
- Animal: I want an Egyptian Mau
- Actor: Cote de Pablo, Mark Harmon, Hugh Jackman, David Tennant, Sandra Bullock, Audry Tatu, Julia Roberts, Billy Piper…

B
- Beer: Black and Tan
- Birthday/Birthplace: Sept 2, 1988/Marietta, GA
- Best Friends: Many
- Body Part on opposite sex: Eye?
- Best feeling in the world: Getting done with a great book or series and squealing in exitment
- Blind or Deaf: Selective Hearing Loss XD (I hope people get this)
- Best weather: Rainy, grey days in spring
- Been in Love: Mmm… Kinda, but it was highschool
- Been b*tched out?: A couple of times, and bitched people out too
- Been on stage?: In middle school band and chorus
- Believe in yourself?: Sometimes
- Believe in life on other planets: Yes. I think it’s very probable.
- Believe in miracles: Yes
- Believe in Magic: Yes
- Believe in God: Yes but I believe in all gods and goddesses
- Believe in Satan: Of the above
- Believe in Santa: Not since I was 5
- Believe in ghosts/spirits: Very much so
- Believe in Evolution: Mirco Evolution, evolution on a small scale like Darwin.

C
- Clothing Style: Funky, edgy like jeans, print shirt, scarf, and vest. I’m very eclectic
- Characteristics: Sarcastic, witty, and a bit crazy
- Car: 93’ Toyota Camry
- Candy: Ferrero Rocher, thanks to
- Color: Turquoise and Magenta
- Cried in school: A couple of times but not really
- Chocolate/Vanilla: Banana!
- Chinese/Mexican food: Old Chinese at 2 in the morning
- Cake or pie: Strawberry Shortcake vs. Apple Pie
- Countries to visit: Europe and Japan and the rest of the US

D
- Day or Night: Night
- Dream vehicle: 57’ Lincoln Continental with a drop top, red leather interior, and white exterior
- Danced: Love to dance
- Dance in the rain?: All the time as a kid
- Dance in the middle of the street?: In the rain
- Do the splits?: Ha, ha. No.

E
- Eggs: Sunny side up in a bowl of grits
- Eyes: Blue/gray/green , whatever colour they decide to be that day
- Everyone has: giraffe purse… I don’t like them
- Ever failed a class?: Like two T-T

F
- First crush: My cousin, when I was three and he was five. I’d chase him around.
- Full name: Kelly Michelle Gordon
- First thoughts waking up: Ten more minutes… how did I get in this position?
- Food: brings my family together

G
- Greatest Fear: Loosing my loved ones before I’m ready to let go
- Giver or taker: Giver, and sometimes a taker, but I love to buy things for people
- Goals: Publish a book
- Gum: I love but forget I have it
- Get along with your parents?: Eh, most times. Better now than it used to me.
- Good luck charms: I’ve got a talisman but I typically just knock on my dash board and that seems to work… (knocks on wood…

H
- Hair Color: It’s dark brown cause the black washed out. I’m going red soon.
- Height: 5’2” short ^_^;
- Happy: Most the time
- Holidays: Halloween and Labor Day (cause it’s my birthday and dragon*con)
- How do you want to die: Preferably painlessly in my sleep
- Health freak?: Not really, typically I have a great immune system till I’m stressed.
- Hate: Atlantic Traffic

I
- Ice Cream: Banana
- Instrument: I used to play piano, clarinet, and percussion. I still act like I do. XD

J
- Jewelry: To much but I love it
- Job: Shoe salesperson

K
- Kids: I want an older boy and a younger girl. (that way she’ll be protected and I’ll have someone to tell me what he’s up too cause if I have a boy he’s going to be like my father I just know it, and that’s dangerous)
- Kickboxing or karate: Idk… rather take a dance class
- Keep a journal?: In middle school and it was very infrequent

L
- Longest Car Coach Ride: Imagine driving from Marietta, Ga to Seattle, WA. Took us three days and in a moving van. Not fun.
- Love: Is something I hope I can find
- Letter: S.A.L. (Silphie Alicia Lenet is my pseudo name)
- Laughed so hard you cried: I can’t count how many times
- Love at first sight: Mmm… not really.

M
- Milk flavor: I don’t like milk unless it’s in cereal or I’m eating something realllllly sweet
- Movie: Miyazaki films, Mirror Mask, Coraline, Pan’s Labyrinth…
- Mooned anyone?: No but I dared someone to in middle school
- Marriage: In ten years when I’m ready
- Motion sickness?: Not often
- McD’s or BK: Eat Mor Chikin (Chick-fil-a anyone?)

N
- Number of Siblings: None
- Number of Piercing: Five, ears only
- Number: 7, 11, 13 (My initials too ^^)

O
- Overused: Twilight and the catch phrases ‘that’s hot’ and ‘that’s what she said’
- One wish: To finish and publish a book
- One phobia: I don’t like elevators and loud noises

P
- Place you’d like to live: Washington, I miss Seattle
- Pepsi/Coke: Coke

Q
- Quail: it’s a bird and the street my Nana lives on
- Questionnaires: Good when I’m bored.

R
- Reason to cry: If you’re sitting in traffic
- Reality T.V.: Needs to burn
- Radio Station: 95.5 the Beat and Project 9-6-1
- Roll your tongue in a circle?: yes?

S
- Song: Anything with a good beat
- Shoe size: 8 but depends on brand.
- Sushi: Sashimi is better
- Skipped school: I did today
- Slept outside: Camping
- Seen a dead body?: Unless TV counts, no.
- Smoked?: Never, and won’t
- Skinny dipped?: No but I don’t have a pool or hot tub
- Shower daily?: I try every day but typically every other day, I’ve got thin hair.
- Sing well?: S couple people think so.
- In the shower?: Sometimes
- Swear?: Sometimes
- Stuffed Animals?: To many, I will never have to buy stuff animals for my kids. I used to collect Beany Babies.
- Single/Group dates: Both.
- Strawberries/Blueberries: Strawberries Short Cake!
- Scientists need to invent: A way to cure traffic

T
- Time for bed: When I'm tired.
- Thunderstorms: I love
- Touch your tongue to your nose?: Can’t

U
- Unpredictable: When I’m in a random move although my thinking is very random
- Under the influence?: Of Giants? No, I don’t smoke anything or drink.
- Understanding?: I try.

V
- Vegetable you hate: Cucumbers and squash.
- Vegetable you love: Corn and carrots
- Vacation spot: St. Louis. City Museum! Or Sanibel Island

W
- Weakness: Apologizing for everything and Ferrero Rocher
- When you grow up: Never!
- Which one of your friends acts the most like you: Sammy, she’s awsome
- Who makes you laugh the most: My family, it’s either laugh or cry.
- Worst feeling: When I’ve done something realllllllllly stupid
- Wanted to be a model?: Still do, but I’m short and not enough time.
- Where do we go when we die: Depends on what you believe in.
- Worst weather: Blaring heat with high humidity and no clouds in sight.
- Walk with a book on your head?: I can, but not in high heels.

X
- X-Rays: Yes, on my foot when I broke my toes

Y
-Year it is now: 2009
-Yellow: Is not cute on me, too pale

Z
- Zoo animal: Liger! … all the big cats and reptiles and bears and … well all of it
- Zodiac sign: Virgo, but I’m not really a Virgo.

SO christmas has been a little crazy whiich means little artwork but I did get the newest version of photoshop for christmas which means there will be art work soon.... soon...



Mentally ill test:

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[] You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 4


[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (still can't do it tho...)
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure. (lulz)
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 6


[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. (WTF was with the second and third one...)
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 2

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

TOTAL: 3


[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 4


[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (but my dad is mister fix it so often I fin nothing...)
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 6

GRAND TOTAL: 25

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am --% Mentally ill.

100% YEA! But I already new this... maybe that should have been a question?

I've had a lot of shit going on, hence the absense of art. I don't want to whine but I am going to type, just to make myself feel better.

So in one week this happened. I find out my dad might get laid off. If that happens it will be really hard on us. I will have to move into my moms, which won't work out well. The next day I find out my grandfather has a brain tumor and lung cancer. Granted he is 70 and has been smoking since I was 14, no one deserves it. Then I catch the flu and I'm out of school for three days and work so I hardly had a paycheck. Now I'm working like hell and trying to find a little sanity. There's one thing that came out of it. I'm going to become a makeup artist. Hopefully theatrical and fantasy. (I wanna work on the set of Dr. Who!!!! XD )

I've also started a diet. I've lost a pound in three days. ^-^

So my birthday was yesterday. It was rather dull but dragon*con wasn't. I think the funniest things I heard were "The word of the day us Dildo." and "The staff was off by two and a half milimeters." Oh and my dad kept reffering to the Furies as Fuzzies. We played 'hunt the fuzzies' and it was fun. He also saw two transvestites. I think he's scared. I'm going to sleep now...